So I’m walking home and this kid eats shit right next to me on his skateboard and totally skids his hands on the black pavement. So i stop and ask if hes okay and the first thing he says is “FUCK MY POPTART!!!”
So i look about seven feet ahead of us and see a poptart that flew out of his hand crumbled to pieces.
RIP poptart 2014-2014
its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager
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